
Proteus
The Potato Moon
Neptune's second-largest moon, shaped like a potato and as large as a moon can be without becoming spherical
š Mind-Blowing Fact
Proteus is shaped like a potato because it's at the SIZE LIMIT for irregular shape! Any larger and its own gravity would crush it into a sphere. It's the largest non-spherical moon in the solar system!
What is Time on Proteus?
What is Time on Proteus?
Proteus is Neptune's second-largest moon, famous for its irregular, potato-like shape. It's as large as a moon can be without gravity forcing it into a sphere.
The 27-Hour Orbit
- One orbit = 1.12 Earth days (27 hours) - Slightly longer than Earth day!
- Very close to Neptune - Inside Triton's orbit
- Neptune DOMINATES the sky - 23 degrees across!
- Fast orbit - See Neptune rotate 1.7 times per orbit
The Shape Limit
Proteus is at the boundary of the "potato/sphere divide":
- 420 km across (largest dimension)
- Irregular, potato-like shape
- Any larger would be forced into sphere by gravity
- Largest non-spherical solid body in solar system
The Dark Surface
Proteus is one of the darkest objects in solar system:
- Reflects only 6% of light (darker than asphalt!)
- Coated in carbon-rich organic material
- Result of billions of years of radiation
- Similar to Phobos in appearance
The Crater Named Pharos
Proteus has one giant crater - Pharos:
- 255 km across
- On a 420 km moon!
- Impact nearly shattered Proteus
- Survived but barely
Time in Neptune's Shadow
Proteus orbits inside Neptune's ring system:
- Frequently eclipsed by Neptune
- Regular shadow passes
- Temperature swings from eclipses
- 27-hour day/night plus additional eclipse darkness
A Day in the Life
At the Shape Limit
You hover above Proteus, studying its lumpy, irregular shape. It's not quite round - more like a badly shaped ball of clay.
"This is the largest a moon can be without becoming spherical," your science officer explains. "Any larger, and gravity would overcome the structural strength of the rock and ice. It would collapse into a sphere."
You look at the massive Pharos crater - 255 km across on a 420 km moon. The impact that created that crater nearly destroyed Proteus entirely. A little more energy, and Proteus would have shattered into a ring around Neptune.
"Proteus is living on the edge," you say.
"In every way," the officer replies. "Edge of shape stability. Edge of destruction from that impact. Edge of Neptune's ring system. And with a 27-hour orbit, time moves fast here. Two sunrises per Earth day. Neptune rotating overhead constantly."
You watch Neptune below - a massive blue-green sphere filling 23 degrees of sky. Proteus is so close to Neptune that the planet dominates everything. And because Proteus orbits every 27 hours, you see Neptune's features rotate past twice during each Proteus day.
"Time and gravity," you muse. "Both trying to reshape Proteus. Time trying to darken it with radiation. Gravity trying to round it. So far, Proteus is winning. But just barely."
Below, the potato-shaped moon continues its rapid orbit, defying both time and gravity, existing at the edge of what's possible for a moon.
Thought Experiments
Why is Proteus potato-shaped instead of round?
Proteus is EXACTLY at the size limit! Objects larger than about 400-500km have enough gravity to overcome the structural strength of rock and ice, crushing themselves into spheres. Proteus is 420km - right at the limit. Its gravity is almost strong enough to make it round, but not quite. Any larger and it would collapse into a sphere. It's literally the largest possible irregular moon!
Could the Pharos impact have destroyed Proteus?
Yes! The Pharos crater is 255km across on a 420km moon - that's 60% of Proteus's diameter! This is close to a "catastrophic disruption" - an impact large enough to shatter the moon. Proteus survived, but barely. The impact likely sent shock waves through the entire moon and may have weakened its structure. A slightly larger impact would have destroyed Proteus completely.
The Science of Time on Proteus
The Science of the Sphere Limit
The "potato/sphere divide" occurs around 400-600 km depending on composition:
Why spheres form:
- Gravity pulls toward center
- For large bodies, gravity > structural strength
- Material flows until forces balance
- Result: Sphere (lowest energy shape)
Why Proteus isn't quite spherical:
- Gravity: ~0.07 m/s² (1/140th Earth's)
- Just below critical threshold
- Structural strength still matters
- Held together by material strength, not just gravity
Larger bodies that ARE spherical:
- Mimas (Saturn): 396 km - borderline
- Miranda (Uranus): 472 km - spherical
- All moons >500 km: Spherical
Proteus is literally the champion of irregular moons - the largest possible!